Anal Itch Relief Joke Gift
We all have that one friend. Maybe YOU are that friend. You know, the one who likes to play pranks and has a dirty sense of humor? Well, here’s a fun joke gift to give to your friends! With this Anal Itch Relief pack you can discreetly and carefully take care of that stubborn itch! No need to see a doctor, this is the finest remedy known to man and used for thousands of years! Simply mail using the bubble mailer package with the feather enclosed and you or your friend will be in possession of a certain cure in no time! Measurements: Bubble mailer: 9.25 inches Length x 7.1 inches Wide x 0.1 inches Deep Feather length varies from 4.7 inches to 6.7 inches Materials: Synthetic fibers Color: Red
Have you caught your friend, family member, neighbor or co-worker scratching their butt all the time?
Get them urgent help by sending them our Anal Itch Relief! After the embarrassment, they’ll thank you for it!
How to send help to your friend in need!
It makes a great gag gift on a birthday or for a bachelor party! Great for friends, family, and frenemies! This synthetic red feather comes in a bubble mailer package with the feather and instructions enclosed and large writing on the front of the package that will have the mailman laughing, too!
Give them a laugh and let them know someone has noticed by sending this mailer their way! It makes the perfect revenge for anyone who’s been on the receiving end of a prank, too! Get back at your friends and do something memorable!
Materials: Synthetic fibers
Note: THIS IS A NOVELTY ITEM. NOT TO BE USED FOR MEDICAL PURPOSES